Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Lines

 I hate lines.   I can’t stand being in them.  I only stand in a line when I absolutely have to.   It had better be something that I can’t do without if I’m going to stand in a line longer than 3 or 4 people.   I saw two different long lines this morning and I can’t believe that people were standing in them.
I check out of my hotel this morning.  I’m attending a conference for work and today is the last day.   I used express checkout from my room.   I didn’t want to take a chance that there would be a line that I would have to stand in at the front desk.    As I was walking through the lobby I saw a queue of about 25 people.   They were waiting to get coffee at Starbucks.   Starbucks is the worst for having long lines.   I like their coffee okay, but I wouldn’t wait for more than 2 minutes to get a cup.   I would rather do without.   I never cease to be amazed at how long people will stand in line at those places.  
The second line I saw was out on the street.   It was over a block long.   There were over 100 people.  I had to walk the entire block before I could see what they were waiting on.   It was the bus stop.  I couldn’t believe that there were so many people waiting on the bus.   I’m a big advocate of public transportation, but I would never be able to wait in that line.  It would make me insane.   I would rather walk for 2 hours than spend 30 minutes in line and then take 30 minute ride.   Maybe those people were going further.   Maybe walking was out of the question.   Still, I don’t think I could do it.  
Lines are absolutely the worst for me.   All I can think about while I stand in them are ways that you could do things that would either eliminate them or make them move faster.   I am constantly frustrated and by the time I get to the front I’m mad at whoever is waiting for me there.   I know it’s not completely their fault, but I have no doubt observed some behavior of theirs that could have moved things along faster.   I’m usually better off just not getting in them.     Unfortunately, I have to fly today.

3 comments:

  1. The airport... the ultimate queue! Good luck with that.

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  2. There is statistical information regarding how much time an individual spends doing certain things in life (eating, sleeping, brushing one's teeth, etc.). One of those statistics covers "standing in line."

    I am with you. I just "ain't gonna do it." Hence, I travel as often as I can with my incredible bride. I grab a chair and a book while she stands in line for me. Maybe I need a personal valet, 'ya think?

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  3. It's a modern inconvenience. Try using the time usefully. Perhaps a mental exercise that trains you to be more patient.

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